21st July 2014

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flukeoffate:

gingahninjah:

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

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flukeoffate:

gingahninjah:

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

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20th July 2014

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20th July 2014

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18th July 2014

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I gave in

ultrafacts:

pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

ultrafacts:

regretproduced:

I finally followed ultrafacts I couldn’t resist anymore I’m sorry

Welcome! Say goodbye to your social life one post at a time :)

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I love how ultrafacts goes from

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If you aren’t following Ultrafacts WHY

YEA WHY

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18th July 2014

Photoset reblogged from AlGrave with 115,126 notes

babyanus:

tinarannosaurus burgertv we all have a little soft spot for the belchers

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18th July 2014

Post reblogged from Sharkeye Jones with 62,259 notes

cool cyberpunk tip

sharkeyejones:

edwardspoonhands:

helioscentrifuge:

ranyakumo:

when referring to people, use “glitch” instead of “bitch”. call them glitches. say theyre being glitchy. not only do you get to avoid using a misogynistic slur, you can also imply that their negativity is an anomaly in the web grid of your life and thus needs to be patched

I REALLY LIKE THIS ACTUALLY

…I’m down…

What the shock is this, the year 2099?

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18th July 2014

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yoikami:

contemporaryheart:

derinthemadscientist:

surprisebitch:

tentaclerapper:

methylbenzene:

when i was little and my parents were driving id pretend there was a man/being/thing running alongside the car who had to follow certain rules like “he can only travel by jumping from streetlight to streetlight” or “he can only walk on fences”
i was so surprised to find out that other people did similar things

i wonder what the underlying psychology behind it is
like its a really specific thing to do but almost everyone did it without telling other kids about it because we all thought it was probably weird or unimportant

i really hope that a psychologist sees this and will post the physiological reason why 99.9% of kids do this

My imaginary runner did not look this terrifying.

agreeed^ mine was a ninja lady

I saw pokemon….

yoikami:

contemporaryheart:

derinthemadscientist:

surprisebitch:

tentaclerapper:

methylbenzene:

when i was little and my parents were driving id pretend there was a man/being/thing running alongside the car who had to follow certain rules like “he can only travel by jumping from streetlight to streetlight” or “he can only walk on fences”

i was so surprised to find out that other people did similar things

i wonder what the underlying psychology behind it is

like its a really specific thing to do but almost everyone did it without telling other kids about it because we all thought it was probably weird or unimportant

i really hope that a psychologist sees this and will post the physiological reason why 99.9% of kids do this

My imaginary runner did not look this terrifying.

agreeed^ mine was a ninja lady

I saw pokemon….

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18th July 2014

Photoset reblogged from ALL OF MY LOVE, TESS with 395,594 notes

owlturdcomix:

We go forward.

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18th July 2014

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agentrodgers:

voxnihilo:

agentrodgers:

childhood-antiquity:

a-sensible-pantsuit:

agentrodgers:

childhood-antiquity:

agentrodgers didn’t like how I made my sandwich.

you put jelly on one side of the bread and peanut butter on the other. that’s an abomination and at least I know how to make a proper sandwich

How else would one make a pb&j? Like do you put them on the same slice of bread? I am so confused?

She should show us how to make one since she is just SOOOOO GOOD!!!!!!

OKAY KIDS RYAN’S GONNA SHOW YOU HOW TO MAKE A PB&J SANDWICH

first you need your two slices of bread but as opposed to putting the peanut butter on one side, like some kind of animal, you’re going to put it on both

next you can slap your jelly of choice on and spread that shit it

now you can put the bread together and bag the sandwich for a meal later on

by making the sandwich like this, it stops the jelly from seeping through one side of the bread and making it all soggy when you eat it. I had to pack my lunch through the majority of school and that means having the sandwich sit in a bag for a solid 5 hours before I get to eat it and if you only put the jelly on one side, it’s going to bleed through the bread and be nasty but the peanut butter creates a buffer so it’s in prime condition

Dude black widow showed me how to make a sandwich

You’re welcome, citizen

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18th July 2014

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